|
[°ñÇÁŸÀÓÁî=±è¸Í³ç Ä®·³¸®½ºÆ®] ¹Ì±¹ °ñÇÁÀå¿¡¼ ¸¸³ ¼½½ÃÇÑ ¿©¼º °ñÆÛ(sexy female golfer)¿¡°Ô ´Ù°¡°¡ ½Ì±Û Ç÷¹À̾îÀ̽ÃÁö¿ä? ÇÏ´Â Àǹ̷ΠAre you single? ÇÏ°í ¹°¾ú´Ù.
±×³àÀÇ ´ë´äÀº 'µ¶½Å'À̶ó´Â Àǹ̷ΠYes, I am(³×, ±×·¸½À´Ï´Ù)ÀÌ¿´´Ù. ±×·¯ÀÚ ÀÌ ³²¼ºÀº “That's very good. How about playing a round of golf?(´ë´ÜÈ÷ ÁÁ±º¿ä. °ñÇÁ Çѹø Ä¡½ÃÁö¿ä?)”ÇÏ°í Á¦¾ÈÇß´Ù.
ÀÌ ³²¼ºÀÇ ¹ßÀ½ÀÌ 'playing around'¶ó°í µé¸° ±×³à´Â ¹úÄÀ ȸ¦ ³»¸é¼ ºÒÄèÇÑ Ç¥Á¤À¸·Î ±× ÀÚ¸®¸¦ ¶°³µ´Ù°í ÇÑ´Ù. ±×³à´Â 'È¥ÀÚÀÌ´Ï±î ¼½½º Çѹø ÇÏÀÚ'´Â Àǹ̷Π¾Ë¾Æµé¾ú´ø °ÍÀÌ´Ù.
±× ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¸»ÇÏ·Á´ø ÇÚµðĸ9 ÀÌÇϸ¦ ¸»ÇÏ´Â ½Ì±ÛÀº 'single handicapper'¶Ç´Â 'single digit handicapper'¶ó°í ¸»Çß¾î¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.
°ñÇÁ Çѹø Ä¡ÀÚ°í ÇÒ ¶§´Â ¹ßÀ½À» 'play a round of golf'¶ó°í a¸¦ °Á¶ÇØ¾ß µÈ´Ù.
ÆÄ4 Ȧ¿¡¼ ½ºÄھ ¹¯ÀÚ “Give me a double bogey 6”¶ó°í ÇÏ¸é¼ ´õºíº¸±â¸¦ ÇÑ °Í¿¡ È°¡³ª 'six'¸¦ 'sex'·Î ¹ßÀ½Çß´Ù. À̶§ “You are hyper today, Buddy. What's up?(³Ê, ¿ ¹Þ¾Ò±¸³ª. ¿Ö ±×·¡?) ¿©±â¼ ¹öµð´Â ½ºÄÚ¾î 'birdie'°¡ ¾Æ´Ï°í Ä£±¸¸¦ ÀǹÌÇÏ´Â 'buddy'Àε¥ ÀÌ ¿ª½Ã Âø°¢Çϱ⠽±´Ù.
±×¸° ¾Õ¿¡ º¡Ä¿°¡ ÀÖÀ» ¶§ ·ÎÇÁÆ®°¡ Å« Ŭ·´À¸·Î º¼À» ³ôÀÌ ¶ç¿ö Á¤Áö½ÃÅ°´Â ¼¦À» '·Îºê¼¦(lob shot)'À̶ó°í ÇÑ´Ù. Ã౸¿¡¼ ³ô°Ô °øÀ» ¶ç¿ö Æ÷¹°¼±À» ±×¸®°Ô²û Â÷´Â °ÍÀÌ 'lob' ¶Ç´Â 'lobbing'ÀÌ´Ù.
°ñÅ°ÆÛ°¡ °ñ¹® ¾Õ¿¡ ³Ê¹« ¸¹ÀÌ ³ª¿ÔÀ» ¶§ ·Îºù º¼À» Âù´Ù. À̶§ 'lob shot'ÀÇ ¹ßÀ½À» 'love shot'À¸·Î ÇÏ¸é ¼½½º¿¡¼ »çÁ¤ÇÏ´ÙÀÇ Àǹ̰¡ µÈ´Ù.
Å״Ͻº¿¡¼ Ä£¼÷ÇÑ 'love game'Àº »ó´ë¹æÀ» 4-0À¸·Î ¿ÏºÀ½ÃÅ°´Â °ÔÀÓÀÌ´Ù. ¶Ç 15-0Àº 'fifteen love'·Î ¹ßÀ½ÇÑ´Ù. ÀÌ ¾î¿øÀº ºÒ¾î¿¡¼ À¯·¡ÇßÀ¸¸ç ÀÌ ¶§ 'love'´Â ¼ýÀÚ '0'À» ÀǹÌÇÑ´Ù. ¶Ç ´Ù¸¥ Àǹ̷δ ¿µÈ ¼Ó¿¡¼ °¡Àå ÀλóÀûÀÎ Àå¸éµµ 'love shot'À̶ó°í ÇÑ´Ù.
ÆÛÆà ½Ã ȦÀ» ÇѹÙÄû µ¹¾Æ³ª¿À´Â ÆÛÆ®¸¦ 'lipped out'À̶ó°í ÇÑ´Ù. ÀÔ¼úÀ» µ¹°í ³ª¿Ô´Ù´Â ÀǹÌÀÇ ÀÌ Ç¥ÇöÀ» µÎ°í ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ ³²¼º°ñÆÛµéÀº ºô Ŭ¸°ÅÏÀÇ ¿©ºñ¼¿´´ø '¸£À©½ºÅ°'¶ó°í ¸»ÇÏ¸ç ±×µé¸¸ÀÇ ¹Ì¼Ò¸¦ Áþ´Â´Ù. ±× ÀÌÀ¯´Â ±»ÀÌ ¼³¸íÇÏÁö ¾Ê°Ú´Ù.
°ñÇÁ¿¡¼ ³ª¿À´Â 'sweet spot'Àº µå¶óÀ̹ö³ª ÆÛÅÍÀÇ Á¤Áß¾ÓÀ» ¸»ÇÑ´Ù. ±×·¯³ª 'He hits the ol' sweet spot'(¼º°¨´ë)À̶ó°í ÇÏ¸é ¿©ÀÚ°¡ ÁÁ¾ÆÇÏ´Â °÷À» ÄÛÄÛ Âó¾î Áشٴ ¶æÀÌ´Ù. À̶§ ol'Àº oldÀÇ Áظ»ÀÌ´Ù.
ÄÚ½º¿¡¼ ¾Õ¿¡ ÀÖ´Â °ñÆÛ³ª °¶·¯¸®¿¡°Ô À§Çè °æ°í¼º ¿ÜħÀ» Fore(Æ÷¾î)¶ó°í Çϴµ¥ À߸ø ¹ßÀ½Çϸé Whore(â³à)°¡ µÈ´Ù. µû¶ó¼ ¹ßÀ½À» Á¤È®ÇÏ°Ô ÇØ¾ß Çϴµ¥ ±¸ºÐÇؼ ¹ßÀ½ÇϱⰡ ¿©°£ ½±Áö ¾Ê´Ù.
³¡À¸·Î °ñÆÛµéÀÌ ¾ÆÁÖ Àß ÀοëÇÏ´Â ¸í¾ð Çϳª¸¦ ¼Ò°³ÇÑ´Ù. ¹°·Ð µ¶Àڵ鸶´Ù »ý°¢Àº ´Ù¸£°ÚÁö¸¸ ÇÊÀÚ´Â ÀÌ ¸»¿¡ °ø°¨ÇÏ°í ÀÖÀ½À» ¾Ö½á °Á¶ÇÑ´Ù.
I agree with the guy who said that sex is the greatest thing in the world. unless you're hitting the ball.(º¼ÀÌ Àß ¸Â¾Æ Áشٸé ÀÌ ¼¼»ó¿¡¼ °ñÇÁ°¡ ¼½½ºº¸´Ù ´õ ÁÁ´Ù¶ó´Â ¸»¿¡ µ¿ÀÇÇÑ´Ù)
±è¸Í³ç Ä®·³¸®½ºÆ®£ümaster@thegolftimes.co.kr
< ÀúÀÛ±ÇÀÚ © °ñÇÁŸÀÓÁî ¹«´ÜÀüÀç ¹× Àç¹èÆ÷±ÝÁö >